YOUR NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS, YOU ARE A FEMALE TROLL, ABOUT SIX AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD, AND YOU ARE BORED. SO YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD ANSWER SOME STUPID QUESTIONS WHILST YOU WAIT FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS TO GO BY.
CG: WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT FUCKING THAT. CALL SOLLUX, IT APPEARS AS THOUGH WE HAVE TWO, COUNT THEM TWO ARTISTS! WOOP-DEE-FUCKING DO! IT’S NOT LIKE I HAD ENOUGH ASSHOLES TO KEEP TRACK OF AS IT IS. AREN’T I JUST MISSES FUCKING POPULAR?
CG: HERE’S THE ASSHOLE THAT DREW THIS.
THE ANSWER TO THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LONG, DRAWN OUT COMIC WITH SEVERAL HILARIOUS CAMEOS AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED A THING OF BEAUTY FOR ALL TO SEE. THE GODS THEMSELVES WOULD HAVE SAVED A COPY TO THEIR HARD DRIVE. SERIOUSLY, IN MY MIND IT WAS QUITE SPECTACULAR.
HOWEVER, I FAILED TO TAKE ONE THING INTO CONSIDERATION.
MY ART SKILLS LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED. BY WHICH I MEAN THAT MY ART SKILLS LEAVE EVERYTHING TO BE DESIRED.
I SERIOUSLY DID NOT THINK THIS THING THROUGH, DID I?
ON THAT NOTE, WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING ARTIST APPLICATIONS, NOT THAT ANY OF YOU ASS-BAGS ARE LIKELY TO GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT TO ACTUALLY APPLY, BUT WHATEVER.
ON THE SUBJECT OF TEXAS… I’M NOT EVEN REALLY SURE WHAT THAT IS, BUT YOU SHOULD ASK STRIDER. SHE SEEMS TO HAVE A LOT TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT. I HONESTLY STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION AFTER A FEW MINUTES. SERIOUSLY, SHE CAN TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF OF A HEARD BEAST.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN ASK ME? I’M NOT FROM YOUR PLANET.
